That awkward moment when your friend introduces yuo to a girl he has been seeing and he leaves us alone and she calls some other guy on the phone while he’s gone and sits there fucking flirting.. Then she hangs up and says:
‘so I hear you love Star Wars to!!?’
‘mhmmm’
‘niice!’
‘yeah, what’s your favourite episode?’
‘oh I love them all’ she says to me with such enthusiasm
I nodded at her and stopped the conversation because I couldn’t stand the way her voice sounded.
Later on I kept making Star Wars quotes and she never picked them up. So then later on I started talking to her more about Star Wars and she didn’t know shit . I knew it! I called her out on it when we were alone, and then I called her out on flirting with the guy on the phone who happens to her ex boyfriend. Imagine that… I took a blood sample from her and it turns out she had 0 midi-chlorian in her blood. Knew it….. ;)